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nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

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#HAHAHA FUCK  #things are way funnier at 2am 

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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thingsthatsuckass:

so earlier this

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was on my dashboard you can find the original post here

 and the only thing that could come to mind was the idea that the thirst for battle was so high that…

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the force… is strong in that one…

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burntlikethesun:

endless list of favourite characters: martha jones

"I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good."

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chandelierskies:

lipstick-lesbian:


Laura Prepon for Bella Magazine.

♀♡♀

DAMN I DO NEED TO START OITNB

chandelierskies:

lipstick-lesbian:

Laura Prepon for Bella Magazine.

♀♡♀

DAMN I DO NEED TO START OITNB

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elawith1l:

permissiontogoafterhim:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

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Try this one now

I was convinced a Deadpool movie would be shit because I didn’t think they could get the feel and attitude right in a movie but god please make a Deadpool movie like this!

— 5 minutes ago with 19034 notes

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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